Thursday, July 7, 2011

dear world of zippers,

don't you ever, and i mean EVER, suggest culottes again! what are you thinking??? maybe it's the 4 glasses of cheap wine i've had already today, but i'm feelin' frisky and i won't hesitate to sew you onto a fanny pack or something else horrible! you best watch yo' self, bitch.

moderately intoxicated crissy

1 comment:

  1. bah ha ha ha! and i love how you can use them for "center front dresses"...those back zip dresses will have to fend for themselves.