Tuesday, April 3, 2012

sluttin' it up

i am good at dressing two ways: like a toddler, and like a grandmother. pretty much that covers everything i wear, 24/7. i don't make a lot of practical things, and i certainly don't make a lot of sexy things.
part of that last part is because in the last couple of years, i've gone from a size 0 to a size 4... and it takes a while to get used to a new body. it's weird. so where i'm going with this- i did it! i made something sexy AND i feel amazing in it :)
isn't that cute..... AND a little provocative!?

that big white heart is a cut out, from the back, i look totally normal...
wait for it....

and then its a mega cleavage sneek attack!
growing boobs has been the very best part of gaining weight!
it's like a second puberty or something!

i looooove this dress! i think i got the pattern a few years back at a pattern sale, and it's just been sitting in my pattern mountain since then.
 butterick b5033

really wish i had used it sooner, because it was a really easy one! i just had to make a few adjustments to get the top i wanted, which by the way- was based on this photo:
i don't think i was too far off!

that's bernie dexter, if you don't know. i didn't know she existed until last week, but since then i have spent HOURS looking at her web site, drooling over practically everything on it. her clothes are ADORABLE! if you haven't checked her out yet, do it now. if i thought i could pull off that sultry pin up look, i would do it constantly.

le sigh...

oh wait! before i finish this up i wanted to share something. this is a little screen shot i took last week of the keywords people are typing in to find my blog and i just wanted to say WHAT THE FUCK????

i just, i just don't get it....


  1. Such a lovely dress, I now must make myself a version. I think I may try to find the red polka dot material. As for the keywords, I've seen some interesting ones with my blog but those take the cake.

  2. LOL I get tons of keywords like "teen first bra" and "first bra pictures" but yours WIN! I like your boob heart dress, it would be even cuter with tiny lace or something around the heart like in the red girl's picture!

  3. Super cute dress! I love the innocuous back, and then turn around and BAM! I've gotten some weird key words, but nothing beats yours!

  4. #1. You look cute, and if I knew you in real life and we were cool, I'd try to motorboat you..
    #2. Rachel Berry style is also mine. That's okay!
    #3. People find my blog looking for tranny porn, this makes me sad, because i'm a real girl.
    #4. goodnight, I'm tipsy blog commenting.

  5. Such a cute dress. May I say that you have the cutest freckles?
    And for the keywords, well, I got a lot of eva braun searches for some weeks and I have no idea why. Not to mention the "upstairs in nylons" searchers and other fetish related things...

  6. Oooh that's lovely! I want one with the heart cut out on the back (upper back, I'm not -that- naughty!)

  7. What a gorgeous dress, well done for replicating it so well! I'm so amused with the key words that people type into Google to find you...I've had my fair share of weird ones, but yours take the biscuit ;o)

  8. You look amazing in that dress, it's hot and cute indeed!

  9. I love it! Very sweet and sexy at the same time! Those keywords are WEIRD! I can only guess that the same person was very worried about his ant bite!

  10. Oh and I also have that pattern but wasn't sure if I liked it or not, I do now!

  11. This is gorgeous, and congratulations on your second puberty. Wow, that's a weird sentence to type. People google the weirdest things. Whatever, man,I don't know their lives...


  12. Love the dress! Found your blog via WeSoRetro and stayed because you made me laugh. And because you also love the X-files. Someone found my blog once looking for 'otter thermos'. Go figure.

  13. Whoa babe/boob alert. So effing adorable. I've been totally obsessed with cutouts lately as well. As for your keyword search: I once got "What is a gimp suit". I was so proud.

  14. Oh my, what a dress! Absolutely gorgeous.

    I have something for you in my blog, http://needlesandroses.blogspot.com/