again? come on dog butt!

splinter is going back to the vet for hernia surgery AGAIN.
seriously, this dog did not learn how to digest or something because this is his third surgery in less than a year and its all because he trys to hard when he poops.
so the first time i had a bake sale to pay for his surgery, and i thought i would repost the flyer i made for that in case you wanna throw some dog money splinter's way.

what the hell did i do to deserve this?

white russians are maybe my most favorite drink and this shit happens every damn time i drink one! fuck you dairy allergies, fuck you.

on a side note, this weekend it rained a whole bunch and due the the low water crossing on my road, my two day weekend was magically transformed into a three day weekend! it only flooded one day, just enough to get some sewing done at the house with time for shenanigans the rest of the weekend. Anywho, the following awesome stuff happened:
we made and ate DINO BROWNIES:

my brother and his amazing girlfriend got engaged!

(true story- he totally is not retarded... or better yet- is not totally retarded)

tyler and i went to the flea market and i got a bunch of new etsy treasures:(this one is my favorite)

plus i took the photos for about a bazillion other etsy items, so's you might wanna check that out sometime soon...
tyler and i went to wimberley and hungout with his grand-dad and dad-dad, as well as a quick stop for the worlds best bloody mary's in san marcos! ill probably post up the photos of my dress i made and the dress i didnt make tomorrow... unless i forget

which is likely.

san antonio has the best. crimes. ever.

"A fight over nachos caused San Antonio police to arrest two men at their South Side apartment late Tuesday night.

Marty Henke, 35, and Randy Scott Esckilsen, 45, are both being held in Bexar County Jail. Henke was arrested on an outstanding warrant for delivery of a controlled substance; his bond is set at $30,000.

Esckilsen faces one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and is being held on $75,000 bond after he allegedly stabbed Henke, his roommate, in the chin.

A San Antonio Police Department incident report states Henke was treated for the cut at his apartment, located in the 100 block of Lorita Street, at about 10 p.m.

The report states a witness brought Henke nachos, but he said he didn't want them, so the witness gave them to Esckilsen. Soon afterwards, Henke said he wanted the nachos and asked the witness for them. The two men then began to argue, and Esckilsen is accused of pulling out a knife, police said.

A struggle ensued, and Henke was cut on the chin. He called 911 and Esckilsen left the apartment; officers found him nearby and arrested him shortly after, but police said he didn't have the knife.

Police then learned Henke had an outstanding warrant and arrested him."


priceless.

hoarding for beginners

my family and i have this deep deep love for hoarding shows. i think its because we are assholes. i know that they are because they keep sassing me and accusing me of becoming a hoarder because i have an absurd amount of stuff. lots and lots of stuff. i think its cool because most of my crap is for making other crap, which means its more like supplies than crap and so i win. ha!
i do have to say, i do have a stupid amount of sewing patterns. not only that, but they are EVERYWHERE!

patterns on the computer tower

pattern pieces in my mail

mystery pieces in my bookshelf

and in our guest bedroom there are 22 big ass boxes of patterns-
plus and box of unsorted patterns
plus a stack of current project patterns
plus there are 2 more big boxes in our sewing room

shit! thats a lot of things to make! there is even a couple of pattern pieces in my wallet. those confuse me, i dont even know how they got in there. strange.

on a lighter side of my hoarding, look what tyler's grandmother got me for christmas:

very cute indeed. well done meme!